Quoi?

whatever it is that pulls the pin... that hurls you past the boundaries of your own life into a brief and total beauty... even for a moment... it is enough.

greggerz: um…..

me: MY ANACONDA…!

hubby: um, there are… why are there tomato seeds on the ceiling?

me: S.O>S. please….

greg: ….„..,.. 

me: alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright….

greg:……

me: okay now LADIESSSSS 

little bully dog: wwwwowwwwowowowww!

greg: omf…. have youi  tell me u havent uput on the roo list? 

me: ::horse noises:

dog: dog noises::

greg:

oh god, i was only gone a few hoiurs!

i am NOT too drunk.

i can still sing allong PWRFECTLY with Busdriver

margaretmeloan:

OH THOU GODS OF SOLANUM!  BLESS ME AND BESTOW UPON ME A BR.I.L.L.I.A.N.T. drunk-cooking playlist that i mayt sauce tomatoes and pickle pepper-gines with glory dance AND minimal stickiness for all. 

WHOKNEW THERE WAS SO MUCH MOUSE ON MARS IN BRILLIANT DRUNKCOOKING PLAYLIST?!?!?

OH THOU GODS OF SOLANUM!  BLESS ME AND BESTOW UPON ME A BR.I.L.L.I.A.N.T. drunk-cooking playlist that i mayt sauce tomatoes and pickle pepper-gines with glory dance AND minimal stickiness for all.